~a poem

I am writing
a poem.
You can tell that it is a poem because
I hit the enter key
whenever it suits me.
I haven't really
taken
the time to think
this out and try to make it
poetic in any way
whatsoever.
I just woke up this morning
and thought:
"Wow, I really wish
that I could make
people think that I'm super artistic
and deep. I'll just
write a poem."
If I hit the enter key a
lot it's totally
a poem, right?

Is that not artsy enough
for you?
More
enters
perhaps?
I
am
so
sad
and
deep
and
artsy
baaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaawwwwwww.

okay, no more capital letters
those totally aren't artsy
enough
you know what else?
fuck punctuation
im not going to even
bother to
write better than a third grader man

my heart
is so deep and empty
my feelings are full of darkness
why dont you love me
i gave everything for you
halfway thru my teens i KNOW how life is
i am gritty and experience
i will cut myself or maybe
smoke a lot or
whatever mature people do because
fuck actual introspection and thinking
who cares about the world
where the fuck is afghanistan
who even cares
i have so many feelings
i am so unique
see that is why im writing this poem
arent i so grownded up lol

...
...
...
...FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

~the end!~

Musings on Insults

I don't like it when people use the wrong word to insult someone. An asshole is very different from a douchebag, or a dick. When you don't use the right word, the insult is not as potent, I feel. Not to say that a douchebag can't be an asshole or vice versa, but when insulting someone, I feel that you ought to use the word that fits their unpleasant behavior at the time. If someone is being an asshole, don't call them a shithead. It just doesn't make sense.

Dirty Talk

I have an idea. What if someone were to start a porn company that focused on high quality dirty talk in its films? Because stupid dirty talk sucks.

"Oh yeah, you want to drink my cum."
No. If the only things you can think of to say are fucking idiotic, just keep your mouth shut.

It can be even worse in girl on girl stuff that's made to fill some sort of weird fantasy for guys.

"If I was a guy, I'd stick my cock in that pussy."
Well, that's great. But you're a girl. Why would you say this? Oh wait, that's right, this is being made for people, probably guys, to imagine themselves in it.