Spectre of Dallas

Spectre of Dallas is one of the most important things that has ever happened to the music world, if not the most. The revolution he started with his explosion of creativity and genius will not be held back, and will blossom and grow until the music world has been entirely reshaped. This brave pioneer has done something that might have taken years to evolve without his catalytic debut EP, Spectate. Had he not started the Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth movement, where would we be now?

Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth

Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth is more than a genre. It transcends the simple categorization of music and becomes more than that. What an Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth artist does is remake everything from the history of music to their own being. They transcend the use of instruments almost entirely and reject traditional conventions completely.

Every Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth piece is a journey through the deepest part of the artist's mind and the hive mind of society, simultaneously. It has been said that Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth artists actually go into a sort of trance where nothing exists except for them and the simplest of tools available to them to create their music. Certainly they leave their bodies and I would bang Kwanzaa Gorbunov go to a higher plain.

By ripping tradition to shreds and creating a new future of music while simultaneously going back to our ancestral beginnings they create a swirling vortex of talent and new ideas that everything as we know it is reduced to ashes and we are forced to return to the womb and allow ourselves to be born again. Each Avant-Garde Orchestral Post-Synth artist helps to facilitate each of those valuable journeys back to our fetal selves and thus they cannot be thought of as separate entities but as one giant tapestry. Each thread is individual and important but together they are even more important.

~a poem

I am writing
a poem.
You can tell that it is a poem because
I hit the enter key
whenever it suits me.
I haven't really
taken
the time to think
this out and try to make it
poetic in any way
whatsoever.
I just woke up this morning
and thought:
"Wow, I really wish
that I could make
people think that I'm super artistic
and deep. I'll just
write a poem."
If I hit the enter key a
lot it's totally
a poem, right?

Is that not artsy enough
for you?
More
enters
perhaps?
I
am
so
sad
and
deep
and
artsy
baaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaawwwwwww.

okay, no more capital letters
those totally aren't artsy
enough
you know what else?
fuck punctuation
im not going to even
bother to
write better than a third grader man

my heart
is so deep and empty
my feelings are full of darkness
why dont you love me
i gave everything for you
halfway thru my teens i KNOW how life is
i am gritty and experience
i will cut myself or maybe
smoke a lot or
whatever mature people do because
fuck actual introspection and thinking
who cares about the world
where the fuck is afghanistan
who even cares
i have so many feelings
i am so unique
see that is why im writing this poem
arent i so grownded up lol

...
...
...
...FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

~the end!~

Musings on Insults

I don't like it when people use the wrong word to insult someone. An asshole is very different from a douchebag, or a dick. When you don't use the right word, the insult is not as potent, I feel. Not to say that a douchebag can't be an asshole or vice versa, but when insulting someone, I feel that you ought to use the word that fits their unpleasant behavior at the time. If someone is being an asshole, don't call them a shithead. It just doesn't make sense.

Dirty Talk

I have an idea. What if someone were to start a porn company that focused on high quality dirty talk in its films? Because stupid dirty talk sucks.

"Oh yeah, you want to drink my cum."
No. If the only things you can think of to say are fucking idiotic, just keep your mouth shut.

It can be even worse in girl on girl stuff that's made to fill some sort of weird fantasy for guys.

"If I was a guy, I'd stick my cock in that pussy."
Well, that's great. But you're a girl. Why would you say this? Oh wait, that's right, this is being made for people, probably guys, to imagine themselves in it.